you belong to the city
FESTIVELY PLUMP CHIPPER: I love BBQ, but man, I ate too much this weekend.
LEAN CHIPPER: Memorial Day isn’t about BBQ, dude.
FESTIVELY PLUMP CHIPPER: I know, it’s about remembering those who sacrificed—
LEAN CHIPPER: It’s about kicking off the summer. Three months of chicks in short shorts, tube tops, bikinis—wet T-shirt contests.
FESTIVELY PLUMP CHIPPER: I forgot who I was talking to.
LEAN CHIPPER: Never forget.
FESTIVELY PLUMP CHIPPER: I haven’t had a decent bowel movement in three weeks.
The best thing about Hell, besides the fact that it’s full of White people, is the BBQ. I used to think you had to be colored to make decent ribs, but Jeff Dahmer makes a mean Teriaki glaze. Really top notch stuff.
Hey, pretty sure Festively Plump Chipper has something to say about BBQ, dude
both wrists in casts?
no problem.
hero status.
Claude Giroux—better at drinking than Patrick Kane?
Fucking cheating motherfucker with his wrist over the edge of the table, just like a FLYER am I right?
The original plot of Scarface.What happens when a 49-year-old soft-tossing lefty faces a 6-5, 245-pound beast entering his prime power years?
A grand slam and a broken scoreboard happen.
So it went when Jamie Moyer made his first appearance at the Miami Marlins’ gaudy new baseball palace and encountered Giancarlo Stanton with the bases loaded in the fourth inning on Monday.
- Gabe Lacques, USA Today
Read the rest: “Giancarlo grand slam breaks scoreboard”
(Source: mightyflynn)
